Postscript to the Gym Story Below

I sell my services for a living. I'm guilty of using some lame sales words myself, but I think nothing is worse than "Don't you want to achieve something for yourself?" spoken over the phone by a sales rep of a fitness centre.

Dude, you'll cry if I start listing out my achievements.

(Note: In real life, I do not condone the act of showing off and thinking so highly of oneself.)