Cheat Work Thursday

"KINDERGARTEN CAMP" Alecia is confused. But so are about 6.9 billion people in the world about their daily lives. So I don't think it's the strangest thing to be confused in a game of lying, cheating and stealing. Knock yourself out, Alecia. I can finally put Jason into a category: he's a douche. His snarky comments aren't funny, and he's too douchey to realize that the game can change at any time. Alecia is on the bottom, confused and has no friends right now. But that could be him soon. And with two huge holes on your earlobes and one huge boombox tattoo on your midsection, I don't think you have the right to call anybody "Ostrich". And have fun watching with your family -- of yourself wanting to feed “Blondie” with your-skin-infested water. At Brains, Liz turns a bit emotional because she couldn't get boiled water (thanks, Joe) and her lips have started to chap, and Joe turns cranky. Come on, people. It has only been six days ...

"I'M A MENTAL GIANT" The season starts with what sounds like War of the Worlds ' score with the three tribes on a boat to the starting line. We are then warned that this is going to be the most grueling 39 days in Survivor history* and introduced to the contestants and Jason's cringing habit of cracking his fingers. (*A few other seasons would like to have a word. You still live by the beach with plenty of trees.) Let's talk about some of the cast: Nick – Nick says his life is better because he's better looking than most people -- if you have no idea what too much self-esteem looks like. Many say that he's (over)playing a character, "Oh, you're putting me on the Beauty tribe? Let me play you the stereotypical self-absorbed-douchey-beautiful-people." Ugh, please make it a hard role to take on, Nick. Jason – From the pregame interview, I wanted to like Jason, the long-haired bounty hunter with tattoos that I'd question and ...