The Fake Bachelor, Episode 7, Bitches Tell All

(The whole series here.)

Greg, Ben A, Matt, Blake, Patrick, Ryan, Justin, Chris.

So the finale next week is going to be between Ben Sales and Greg Manager.

And this week, the rest of the cast reconvene for Bitches Tell All to reminisce their time and yell at each other for their despicable acts during filming, like not holding the other person’s hand enough.


FOUR HIGHLIGHTS:

Matt Lawyer and Blake Consultant had to fight again over the suits they wore and Blake's allegedly never greeting Matt in the morning while they were on the show. It was intense. I mean, who wouldn't want to get to the bottom of such dispute. They ended the heated argument declaring their readiness to find love again.

Patrick Model talked about Pebble, tearing up, also announcing how meeting Scha has healed him, opened his heart to love, and made him believe that this very TV show, aka The Process, works. Three for three so far this episode that we get confirmation on resolved psychological / relationship issues.

The next person on the hot seat was Eric Trainer, confronted by Matt, Patrick and Blake on the girlfriend-showing-up-on-beach incident. I didn't even catch the details. Eric pivoted by saying that he's into relaxing-by-the-beach-during-summer-to-find-true-love kind of guy now, whatever that means.

Chris Singer and Justin Analyst announced that they are roommates now.



THE MANSION:

We were also brought back to the mansion and got a tour,

Top floor.

First floor.

Ground floor.

and shown some BTS footage.

"Bugs!"
"Funniest thing every season!"


"Please talk about how you think Greg is too young for engagement."
"Greg is, like, too young, like, for engagement."

"Let's manipulate these people."
"Yeap, but not before we post some inspirational quotes on Instagram first."


NEXT WEEK:

Then Nick Host ended the episode by announcing that we would not want to miss next week's finale as it's going to be the most earth-shattering finale, ever. Not only we can’t wait for that, we also believe what the guy said!

See you next week, everyone!

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